Only in America ......
do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America .......
do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America .....
do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
..Only in America ......
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ....
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America .....
do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER
WONDER ...
Why.....
the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?
Why.....
women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why.....
don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why.....
is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why.... .
is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why.....
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why. ....
is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why ....
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? <
Why.....
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why.....
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why.....
do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why.....
don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why.....
are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the
airport the terminal?